Yes Virginia ………..
There is a Santa Claus. This Santa gives all year long, not just on Christmas Eve and he spreads his joy world wide. A few billion here,
a few billion there. No worry. There’s more where that came from. Only have to raise a tax here or there. All of Santas elves, ( 435 in one house and 100 in the other) are always very busy finding more ways for Santa to spread his joy. Santa takes very good care of these elves. They live sumptuous lives and want for nothing and most of them will
be working for Santa forever. They lead very good lives.
The big problem with this Santa Claus is he takes money from those who work hard and gives lots of “goodies” to those who choose not
to work. Often, the ones who won’t work are better off then those
who get up every day and help keep this country running as it should.
This year when your little kiddies write their letter to Santa, tell him
to stop giving all those ‘goodies’ to the ones who don’t deserve them.
See, if everyone did their share, maybe Mommies would be able to stay home and take care of their children instead of working to pay for those who refuse to work.
On Barney, on Daschle, on Clinton and Hagel, On Biden, on Feinstein,
on Boxer and Dodd
From the top of the house, to the top of the wall,
Now fly away, fly away, fly away all!