Here’s The Difference

If you ever wondered what side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test! There is truth here!

If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one.
If a liberal doesn’t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
(Unless it’s a foreign religion, of course!)

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a conservative reads this, he’ll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A liberal will delete it because he’s “offended”.


5 Responses to “Here’s The Difference”

  1. Wanderant Says:

    No truer words were ever spoken.

  2. PATRIOT Says:

    You forgot one.
    If a Conservative hates a Genius African-American President for no apparent reason then he is a racist.

    If a Liberal hates a lying, cheating, war mongerer, idiot President named lil bushie then he is a PATRIOT!!

  3. CountDown Says:

    Ummmm, that would be TWO, Genius Patriot.

    Guess it takes “one” to know “one”…

  4. PATRIOT Says:

    Nooo wrong again GENIUS CountDown I know it is very hard for you too read but the entire piece is written in two’s!! A neo-con racist sentence then a progressive, forward proper way of thinking sentence.

  5. CountDown Says:

    Interesting study of how a liberal thinks and reasons; even though we ALL see TWO sentences, the liberal will try to make you believe it is only ONE.

    Even though we ALL see a SOCIALIST and RACIST president, the liberal will try to convince you otherwise, in spite of what your eyes, ears and senses tell you.

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